January 2012
105 posts
December 2011
121 posts
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Awh anon, thank you.
I would like to see Beauty and the Beast in 3D.
Chubby, bearded and tattooed is the new tall, dark and handsome.
Can it not be? Cause this means I’ll be single forever. And that’s kinda shitty.
So I saw an ad for gk2gk.com pop up while I was watching a youtube video and since I have nothing better to do with my life I am totally going to make an account and see what geeks I attract.
I’m one bad relationship away from owning 80 cats, 20 dogs, and living off of animal style fries from In n Out burger for the rest of my life.

Depressed. Someone keep me company?
1. What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
Bondage. Of the chained or tied down variety.
13. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Nope.
16. When and where did you lose your virginity?
It was the November before my 19th birthday. In a car in Berkeley. HAHA. I was drunk, but it was with someone I was dating for a long while.
44. Are there any secret desires you have never told?
No. I am very open with those I choose to be my sexual partners. Even those who are not my actual partners. I don’t see a point in sex being a taboo subject. Awkward, but my mom always said don’t have sex unless it’s good sex. Which when she elaborated she always told me good sex is the ability to talk to your partners about your likes and dislikes, sexual history, being comfortable with them completely, etc. So I have never felt the need to be secretive about anything like this.
82. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
Um, it wasn’t embarrassing for me but this guy I had been seeing and I finally decided to seal the deed. But when it came down to business he couldn’t get it up because I intimidated him so much. And he was trying so hard to, but it was so awkward sitting there that it never happened.
86. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains, whips, etc.)?
Nope.
- What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
- What is something you have never done in bed before?
- What time of day do you like to have sex?
- What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
- How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
- If someone was in the next room would it make you nervous or excited?
- Have you ever faked an orgasm?
- What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?
- Do you have any sexual regrets?
- How Important is sex in your life? Do you like biting and scratching?
- How do you feel about leaving marks?
- Do you believe in make-up sex?
- Have you ever had a one night stand?
- Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so?
- Who did you lose your virginity to?
- When and where did you lose your virginity?
- Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table?
- Where would you have sex in public?
- Would you ever have sex while at work?
- Would you have sex in the rain?
- What movie makes you horny?
- What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural?
- Would you have sex in a dressing room?
- Do you like your partner to be loud during sex?
- What words do you like to hear during sex?
- How many times a week do you like to have sex?
- Have you done the 69 position?
- What are your three favourite positions?
- What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?
- Top or bottom?
- Bedroom or other room?
- Lights on or off?
- Public or private?
- Partially or entirely naked?
- Naughty videos or Hot photos?
- Lacy panties/silk boxers or leather?
- Fast & hard or slow & gentle?
- Standing up or laying down?
- Soft or firm touch?
- Under covers or on top?
- Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?
- Any new positions you haven’t done but want to try?
- Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?
- Are there any secret desires you have never told?
- Where in the house is your favourite spot to have sex?
- What is your favourite thing about sex?
- What is your favorite sexual setting?
- Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
- Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
- Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
- Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?
- Do you like it rough or sensual?
- Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex?
- Do you have sex face to face with your partner?
- How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sex with a complete stranger?
- How do you feel about one night stands?
- Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
- Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
- How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?
- Do you like kissing during sex?
- Does size matter?
- How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
- What does your favourite fore-play include?
- Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
- Have you ever have sex for money?
- Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
- How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
- Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?
- Could you live without sex?
- How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
- Do you like to perform oral sex?
- Do you like to recieve oral sex?
- Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
- Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
- Have you ever been caught in the act?
- Have you ever had sex on drugs?
- Do you spit or swallow?
- Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
- Do you ever have sex in the shower?
- What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
- Do you feel your up to par in bed?
- What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
- Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
- Do you wear protection as often as you should?:
- Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
- Have you ever done bondage sex (chains, whips, etc.)?
- Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
- If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?
or to not try on the new undies
Cause I need to be kidnapped.
Excited
Enjoy
-HYRH
If you want to get me a late Christmas present, I think his face looks like a comfortable place to take a seat on.
That I yet again have 0 new years plans.
21. A fact about your personality: I’m stubborn
27. My idea of a perfect date: cooking dinner together and watching a movie, or just sitting outside under the sky talking the night away.
37. What I find attractive in men: Funny, smart, atheism/accepting of my atheism, good at communicating, good at eating out, ability to fight fair, the list goes on and on.
39. One of my insecurities: That I am not good enough to be loved.
- Height:
- Virgin?
- Shoe Size:
- Sexual Orientation:
- Do you Smoke?
- Do you Drink?
- Do you Take Drugs?
- Age you get mistaken for:
- Have Tattoos?
- Want any tattoos
- Got any Piercings?
- Want any piercings?
- Best friend?
- Relationship status:
- Biggest turn ons:
- Biggest turn offs:
- Favorite Movie:
- I’ll love you if:
- Someone you miss:
- Most traumatic experience:
- A fact about your personality:
- What I hate most about myself:
- What I love most about myself:
- What I want to be when I get older:
- My relationship with my sibling(s):
- My relationship with my parents:
- My idea of a perfect date:
- My biggest pet peeves:
- A description of the girl/boy I like:
- A description of the person I dislike the most:
- A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
- What I hate the most about work:
- What my last text message says:
- What words upset me the most:
- What words make me feel the best about myself:
- What I find attractive in women.
- What I find attractive in men.
- Where I would like to live.
- One of my insecurities.
- My childhood career choice.
- My favorite ice cream.
- Who I wish I could be.
- Where I want to be right now.
- The last thing I ate.
- Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately.
- A random fact about anything
Can’t recall 100%, but I want to say yes.
- 1. Have you ever had intercourse?
- 2. Oral sex?
- 3. Licked an ass?
- 4. Had your ass licked?
- 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
- 6. Swallowed cum?
- 7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
- 8. Had anal sex?
- 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
- 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
- 11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
- 12. Did a threesome?
- 13. Did a foursome?
- 14. Been in an orgy?
- 15. Been in a gangbang?
- 16. Had sex in public?
- 17. Snowballed?
- 18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
- 19. Licked or sucked someones toes?
- 20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
- 21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
- 22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
- 23. Reached on orgasm?
- 24. Watched porn?
- 25. Bought a dirty magazine?
- 26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
- 27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
- 28. Had sex without protection?
- 29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
- 30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
- 31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
- 32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
- 33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
- 34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
- 35. Made someone pass out from sex?
- 36. Tasted your own cum?
- 37. Masturbated?
- 38. Let someone watch you?
- 39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
- 40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
- 41. Been ate or eaten someone?
- 42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
- 43. Had sex in a vehicle?
- 44. Been caught having sex?
- 45. Paid for sex
- 46. Used toys during sex?
- 47. Used food?
- 48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
- 49. Ever been dominated in bed?.
- 50. Ever had a wet dream?
- 51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
- 52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
- 53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
I need new people to talk to!



