September 2011
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Thanks Pfizer
For blessing me with Xanax
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“Well, I see your hobbies include “drinkin’, smokin’ weed, and...”
– Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
Girl problems:
When you’re trying to grow out your nails and one breaks.
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http://manthanoelle.tumblr.com/ask →
1. Picture of yourself?
2. Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? 3. Have you ever been dumped? 4. What do you most like about making out? 5. Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? 6. When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? 7. What part of a person’s body do...
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I'm gonna fucking start dating trans guys
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Dear Girl,
Your “fiancé”, the one you relocated for, doesn’t love you when he was sitting with you 2 nights ago texting me while he’s with you saying I’m his soul mate and he loves me and wants to repair the damage he made. Or saying “mine” when he sees a picture of me.
Lololololol
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WIENER WEDNESDAY
Drop them jeans/basketball shorts and get down to the under draws boys.
THIS IS A MOVEMENT. GET SERIOUS.
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WIENER WEDNESDAY
Drop them jeans/basketball shorts and get down to the under draws boys.
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I love Ryan Hurst reason for not being on Last...
samcro-soa:
I would break many laws to sexually assault his bearded face.
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Just fucking stop
I can not stand it
When the people who say they love you the most don’t really give a flying fuck.
If I text you and get “yes?” or “what?” when I am fucking trying to just talk to you and see how your day goes because I care about you, doesn’t show me you love me. It shows me that you think my efforts aren’t worth your time.
If I see you have enough...
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Today
Things I like:
Sons of Anarchy (boner jams)
TMI Tuesday
Things I dislike:
Doctor appointment at 2:30
Doctor appointment at 5
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Just read the stupidest post on Tumblr
“Girls only want attention on their body until they’re able to get attention from somewhere else. I know. Because I was one of those girls. And I’m probably one of the few who is willing to admit it. It just makes you look even worse.”
This shit cracks me up. I am sorry, but if YOU need to use YOUR body for attention, fine. Cool, maybe because you don’t have a...
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My ears are now at
1 1/4”
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SORRY ASSHOLES
I am sorry I don’t daily post half naked pictures that warrant the need for 5 people to unfollow me in the course of a day.
IF YOU WANT PORN, THIS ISN’T THE BLOG FOR YOU.
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Dear guys who hit on ever fat/chubby girl on...
fayedaniels:
It’s not like we don’t realize you do this or even see you doing it.
That’s really not the way to get pussy and or a girlfriend.
Just saying….no one takes you seriously.
If I were religious I’d be crying out to the world hallelujah.
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Thinking of changing my hair color
Brownish redish?!
Ideas?
No ones taking me to the ER
But my dad gave me vicodin and I ordered dominos
FAT GIRL TIME
Ok so worse than I thought.
Might be going to the ER.
