June 2012
25 posts
My boyfriend
Is a bed hog.
Taking up 2/3 of a king size bed and has his arm all up on me.
I’ll forgive him. Only because he’s sick and doesn’t need me waking him up to nag at him to roll over.
Is it cheating...
“If I collected my jizz for a month in a mason jar and filled it to the top… then paid people to smell it… is that cheating?”